At least once in everyone's life there comes a time when they receive a gift they can't identify. I don't mean a fruit cake with unknown ingredients lovingly created by your Grandma, or a lovely framed cross-stitch of something brown from Aunt Bee.
No, I mean that time you receive a....What IS that?!?!?... gift.
This was my lucky year.
Since the giftee managed to be in Costa Rica for the holidays I was unable to discover the true identity of my gift until recently. While I waited my children and I spent some time pondering what this marvelous gift could be.
What follows is a list of the possibilities we came up with, in no particular order:
A Turban |
A Headband |
A Ponytail Holder |
A Newsboy Hat |
A Necklace |
A Decorative Stripe |
A Baby Sling |
A Belt |
A Bikini Top |
An Endless Knot |
A Sling for a Broken Arm |
A Bracelet |
A Prayer Cap |
Handcuffs |
Ear Muffs |
A Toupee and Facial Hair |
A Brigham Young Beard |
A Bow Tie |
A Necktie |
Half-Finger Gloves |
A Puzzle |
A Blanket for your Arms when you Pray |
A Handfasting Scarf (Notice that one of us likes the idea of getting married and the other is not real happy here...) |
A Lasso |
Lady Liberty's Torch |
Leg Cuffs |
A Boa Constrictor |
Hope your Christmas was as exciting as ours!
I like the toupee and facial hair. That's my vote! ;)